It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I didn't notice because vodka
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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