Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
