I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
