Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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