is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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