it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
