i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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