So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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