you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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