your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
third nipple confirmed
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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