Having a random hookup so left but love u
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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