so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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