Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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