too bad you live with your parents still
well you can't waste a boner
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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