She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize
