Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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