fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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