i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The air was thick with penises
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
