Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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