is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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