at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just want to make out with him forever
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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