Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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