i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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