So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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