South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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