Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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