They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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