So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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