Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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