I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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