have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
how does that bad decision feel?
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