Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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