I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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