Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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