okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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