My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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