Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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