Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
