Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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