Christians are straight up FREAKS
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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