Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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