So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
