I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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