I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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