your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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