guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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