My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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