K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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