At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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