Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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